A wandering anchor named Quest
Heard the words, “You’re under arrest!”
“I’ve Meth in a Zip-Lock,”
“And a toy in my left sock.”
They’ll help him in rehab, I guess.

A few Notes on today’s news coverage:

Funnye, You Don’t Look Jewish: It seems that not all inner-city Chicago preachers are cut from the same cloth. On the heels of the controversy surrounding Rev. Jeremiah Wright and his anti-America diatribes, the New York Times did a feature on Capers Funnye, a black rabbi, who also has his congregation […]